Batteries = Wow

Batteries - wow. We have these little cylinders that we have somehow packed with a thing that you can't hold. We then put these cylinders inside the special compartments of electronic devices which then come alive. They're like little hearts. Wow.

Toilets = Amazing

I developed a new appreciation for toilets last week. Anyone ever wonder why the plunger stays down until you flush and then it stays up? Brilliant idea. Toilets = amazing.

Happy Birthday Bentley Brooke Webster

My beautiful daughter-

There was once a closet that housed terrible Monsters who were, at one time, certain to devour me. A light was turned on in my room and I was given bravery to open its door. And though this was a treacherous task I, through eyes opened such that light could scarcely pass through, turned its door nob and peered into a room spacious and new. And this room is one that would be sufficient to clothe even the most blessed of men. That was 2 years ago this morning and I have loved living in it since. I love you Bentley Brooke Webster - Happy Birthday